Signs You Have Stayed Out Too Late

Here is a short list of signs that you stayed out too late. Of course, when I say you I really mean me.

1. You just passed 33 Rockefeller Drive for the third time.
2. You are bleeding from the shin.
3. You find yourself at DJ King's crib.
4. You are driving with no shoes.
5. You stop at Burger King for a late night bite and find out they are serving breakfast.


Good Times!

I will be on Island Time Radio Tonight

Just a reminder that I will be a call in guest to the Ohio-based Island Time Radio show Monday night. Catch me live between 11:00pm and 11:30 pm at wbwc.com, or listen to replays later in the week at the times listed below.

Island Time Radio Show Hosted by DK the DJ



Mondays 10PM to 1AM, eastern Live! WBWC 88.3 FM & wbwc.com



Saturdays 7-9 AM & 7-9 PM, easternWLRA 88.1 FM & lewisu.edu/wlra/ & on I-Tunes



Wednesdays 9PM, Saturdays 2PM, and Mondays 7PM, eastern timeSANDBAR RADIO @ sandbarradio.com



Tuesdays Midnight, Thursdays 3 PM, Fridays 8PM, and Sundays 9AMJIMMYDREAMZ RADIO @ radiojimmydreamz.com


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Beat The Mondays With TikiTender!

It was a fun weekend. BBQ, beach, parades, blowing shit up. Great to be an American, eh? Until this morning, when it all came to a screaming halt. You are back at work...it is 9:43 and you are already dreaming of happy hour.

Let me help you ease into the work week with some magaritas. Every Monday is Margarita Madness at the Golden Lion. You will find me there nearly every Monday. Tikitender + tequila + limes. The only missing ingredient is you. Lemme show you how good a "house rita" can taste!

Golden Lion's Monday Margarita Madness
$3.50 house 'ritas
$2.50 Coronas
$6.50 fish tacos
$6.50 quesadillas
$6.50 Sharon's nachos

In recognition of all the baby lizards I have chased out of the house this weekend, this weeks featured Margarita will be the Green Iguana Margarita, prepared with a little bit of melon liqueur. YUMMY!!!

Links:
The Golden Lion http://www.goldenlioncafe.com
My Site http://www.tikitender.com

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The Story Of Independence Day

Click to read a good & concise article about Independence Day from gardenisland.com.

http://www.kauaiworld.com/articles/2009/07/04/news/kauai_news/doc4a4f07e61183d684411616.txt

Independence Day Trivia:
Only 9 of the original 13 colonies voted yes to the ratification of the Declaration. South Carolina, the rabble rousers of the original 13, voted no. In a piece of historical irony the host state of Independence Hall & The Liberty Bell, Pennsylvania, voted no.

John Adams & Thomas Jefferson both died 50 years after the Declaration, on July 4th, within a few hours of each other.

Did you know that England has no Independence Day celebration? She has never had to declare independence.

Enjoy your day!!!

Tiki's Daily Twitter

This is what I was up to all day:

• 03:34 New Blog Post: Tiki's Daily Twitter tinyurl.com/l7onwb #
• 03:34 New Blog Post: Drink Recipe: Suntanned Surfer Girl tinyurl.com/lnluqt #
• 06:54 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 09:06 @astounded effing sweet! #
• 09:06 RT @astounded: @tikitender Have you heard of a shot called the Lindsey Lohan? It's a Red-Headed Slut with a shot of Coke in it hahaha. #
• 09:41 [Elton John – Mona Lisa And Mad Hatters] A little Sunday morning music ♫ blip.fm/~90x8a #
• 09:59 If you hear of a church in Palm Coast bursting into flames, its just because I walked into it... #
• 12:09 is at a bar called O'Malley's #
• 12:51 @kimber122973 sometimes I sleep on sundays #
• 16:41 @FireHouseBarLHC haha use it all you want! #
• 16:41 @KaylaIacuzio kudos for being the first to recognize the reference #
• 17:14 feels a nap coming on #
• 19:25 twitpic.com/8pkgp - Coolest shirt ever! Thanks Martin! #
• 19:34 Headed over to Palm Coast Lite for a couple things #
• 19:43 Anyone know of any pet friendly hotels near Universal? #
• 19:45 @pagankelly palm coast lite = town center area #
• 19:47 @beachbumjenni clearwater beach. I love the name too ;-) #
• 19:57 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 21:17 @KyEkinci :-D #
• 22:04 Thanks, found a great deal! RT @RodBurkert: @tikitender ABSOLUTELY. Check out our listings at www.GoPetFriendly.com. #
• 22:05 @petfriendlyrevw Thanks! I already booked a room, but will keep you in mind next time! #
• 22:32 Enjoying the new semi-biographical HBO series "Hung" #
• 22:43 @Gina0811 hahah an HBO series named "Hung"? You can figure it out... #
• 22:43 @Gina0811 www.hbo.com/hung/ #
• 22:44 @Gina0811 was kidding about the biographical part LOL #
• 22:58 @Gina0811 its actually pretty good..will air again at midnight #hbo #hung #
• 23:08 RT @ChannelGuideSRH: "Hung" rocks! Here's the recap of the first episode. tinyurl.com/ly7xz7 #hung #
• 23:10 @Gina0811 where does one play Scrabble Scramble? #
• 00:36 Hey it's my anniversary! Married 7 years ago June 29 #
• 00:44 @christywildshe has something cooking for Tues morning, then we are staying in orlando before she leaves town wed morning #

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Drink Recipe: Suntanned Surfer Girl

Suntanned Surfer Girl©
"This drink has the distinction of being the first one ever ordered based on a blog post. I posted it as my "Recipe of the Day" and that weekend someone came into the bar and said 'I will take that surfer girl drink from your blog."

2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
fill with pineapple juice
splash of Coca-Cola

Pour into an ice-filled highball glass. Stir and serve.

Find this drink and more at www.tikitender.com

Tiki's Daily Twitter

This is what I was up to all day:

• 03:34 New Blog Post: Tiki's Daily Twitter tinyurl.com/p48ruo #
• 07:01 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 09:23 @lovemykidsbjzl yes....you should have #
• 09:26 @pagankelly @bebelestrange68 @travelingcircus y'all coming to visit me tonight? #
• 09:26 @sanguinia pick me up a couple farmers while you are their #
• 09:28 @lovemykidsbjzl you got it #
• 09:43 Have you visited www.three8six.com lately? Check me out in the blog section! @three8six #
• 10:25 Are you a fan of tikitender.com on facebook? Everyone's doing it! www.facebook.com/pages/tikitendercom/11330117899 #
• 10:47 Dear Myspace, your calendar sucks #
• 10:55 Done Deal! RT @alotofnothing: @tikitender i fanned you, now you fan my store ;) bit.ly/A1YG4 #
• 10:58 should go cut the grass...gonna be a sweaty one! #
• 11:01 @pagankelly will do my best...at least a walk through #
• 14:43 Stopping by Momma's, then on to work. Steamy outside! #
• 17:47 Great to see @kariwrites at @goldenlioncafe! #
• 19:52 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 00:40 @lovemykidsbjzl lol no it is my real momma #
• 00:41 Finished my shift. Ready for a day off #
• 01:20 I'm at Tiki Central - bkite.com/0902V #

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Tiki's Daily Twitter

This is what I was up to all day:

• 04:08 New Blog Post: Decisions! tinyurl.com/nem9hh #
• 04:08 New Blog Post: Tiki's Daily Twitter tinyurl.com/l2exmb #
• 07:01 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 08:32 Some Cool Feeds: @OfficeDivvy @kariwrites @secretagentmama @chrispflorida @beachbumjenni #followfriday #
• 08:34 Local Feeds Of Interest: @FlaglerChamber1 @flaglerEM @teetimesUSA @three8six @snicker386 #
• 08:41 @carbonKim haha i'm not finished yet #
• 08:42 @Ice_Empress @pagankelly i dare ya #
• 08:45 RT @Ice_Empress: @pagankelly. I hear ya girl. We may have to go see @tikitender and have him hook us up with some drinks! #
• 08:51 @Ice_Empress come get some drinks #
• 09:02 #followfriday some cool chicks! @alteredattic @sistersadist @ice_empress @carbonkim @birthMARK @anya1976 @happyhoursue @travelingcircus #
• 09:50 @FlaglerChamber1 glad it went well!!! #
• 11:09 Sun Trust Bank in Palm Coast is being robbed right now #
• 11:13 @BeachBeat no just got some scoop #
• 11:34 @BeachBeat yes..a friend works one block away #
• 12:45 I'm at Dollar General - bkite.com/08VWp #
• 14:49 Thunder! #
• 14:57 @SNICKER386 sounds like we are! #
• 14:58 Working tonight 4-close... #
• 16:17 I'm at Golden Lion Cafe - bkite.com/08Wni #
• 18:05 Just gave a customer a birthday spanking. I love my job #
• 20:14 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 00:00 @travelingcircus dunno which it is but I have some olivia art cards that I would part with #
• 00:02 @DailyGrindDB haha she gave permission! #
• 01:05 I'm at Tiki Central - bkite.com/08XwW #
• 01:25 Its my momma's birthday! #
• 01:55 @bitchmobile i dance like a fool! love dancing! #
• 01:57 @pagankelly i might be able to come over #

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Tiki's Daily Twitter

This is what I was up to all day:

• 04:08 New Blog Post: Tiki's Daily Twitter tinyurl.com/lt7luq #
• 07:55 is a wee bit hungover #
• 08:25 @lovemykidsbjzl flirty is my natural state #
• 08:25 @TheTransfers #
• 08:25 @OfficeDivvy #Twitter Thanks again for coming last night! was a pleasure to meet you #
• 08:26 @heylaurenmack yes would love to have a local celebrity make an appearance! #
• 08:28 RT @KyEkinci: Photo from the 1st Flagler Beach Tweetup! #fbtweetup twitpic.com/8c2ru #
• 08:36 twitpic.com/8d6yx - In observance of half naked Thursday #hnt #
• 08:41 Schedule Change: Day Shift Today! bit.ly/VK9tj #
• 08:44 @SNICKER386 thanks for stopping by! #fbtweetup #
• 09:21 @travelingcircus i hear you there! #
• 09:42 Headed in to work the day shift behind the bar @goldenlioncafe #flagler #
• 10:02 I'm at Golden Lion Cafe - bkite.com/08T8N #
• 10:17 New Blog Post: Schedule Change: Day Shift Today! tinyurl.com/mn53gy #
• 16:58 @FlaglerChamber1 aren't you sweet! #
• 16:59 Finished with the day shift. Feels weird to be getting off at this time. #
• 17:05 twitpic.com/8enaf - Hey she kinda looks like Maggie Gyllenhall #
• 17:16 twitpic.com/8eomc - Chillin' on the deck after my shift #
• 17:50 ao far i only read that micheal jackson was rushed to the hospital and not breathing bit.ly/1WRE2 #
• 17:51 TMZ reports Micheal Jackson dead at 50 bit.ly/fSQdc #
• 17:56 @AlwaysSinging i know that's why I said TMZ reports....rather than TikiTender reports :-D #
• 17:59 @jeffisageek @socreepy yes..tmz reports...is always with a grain of salt #
• 18:00 Detroit Free Press is now reporting Michael Jackson has died bit.ly/ptSoG #
• 18:02 @Michelle33445 agreed, but he is probably older than most 50 year olds in terms of the strain on his system over the years #
• 18:05 @HappyHourSue yes wolf blitzer is still not confirming death on cnn #
• 18:06 Does it really matter? RT @sportsfeed: Chicago Cubs' Geovany Soto tested positive for marijuana tinyurl.com/l9vfqx #
• 18:10 @tomiacuzio #rip agreed. however unsavory TMZ might be, just like drudge with Lewinsky, they get the scoop #
• 18:52 [Michael Jackson – Ben] A legend of the stage, no matter what can be said about his personal life ♫ blip.fm/~8vtta #
• 19:00 [Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone] you are not alone For I am here with you ♫ blip.fm/~8vuk3 #
• 19:06 [Michael Jackson – Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'] ♫ blip.fm/~8vv1w #
• 19:17 [Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough by Michael Jackson] Always makes me think of Seinfeld ♫ blip.fm/~8vw1i #
• 19:18 @DJ_VA: ""Human Nature" - MIchael Jackson (w. tribute video)" ♫ blip.fm/~8vw4k #
• 19:20 Not ashamed to admit that I strolled around with the Beat It jacket and one white glove when I was in 6th & 7th grade.. #
• 19:23 [Michael Jackson – My Girl] ♫ blip.fm/~8vwha #
• 19:25 [Michael Jackson – You've Got a Friend] ♫ blip.fm/~8vwne #
• 19:28 [The Jackson 5 – Rockin' Robin 1972] Worth watching the video... ♫ blip.fm/~8vww6 #
• 19:31 RT @travelingcircus: All I know is that when I was a child, he was magic to me and it's impossible not to feel some kind of loss. #
• 19:34 [Michael Jackson – I Just Can't Stop Loving You (Original Music Video)] ♫ blip.fm/~8vxd3 #
• 19:37 [London Symphony Orchestra – Beat It] The LSO says "Beat It!" ♫ blip.fm/~8vxk3 #
• 19:39 [Michael Jackson – Beat It] ♫ blip.fm/~8vxrc #
• 19:42 [The Beach Boys – Feel Flows] Beach Boys Break!Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul Recall senses sadly ♫ blip.fm/~8vxzc #
• 19:54 [Michael Jackson-The Way You Make Me Feel] ♫ blip.fm/~8vytm #
• 19:59 [Michael Jackson – Off The Wall] ♫ blip.fm/~8vz77 #
• 20:08 [Michael Jackson – Rock With You] ♫ blip.fm/~8vzta #
• 20:08 trying to decide which MJ song to sing at karaoke tonight... #
• 20:21 [Michael Jackson– Black Or White] ♫ blip.fm/~8w0qu #
• 20:22 [Michael Jackson – Thriller - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)] ♫ blip.fm/~8w0ug #
• 21:36 @Michelle33445 in his own way, he tried to bring happiness to all those around him..friends, fans, and family #
• 21:38 @Michelle33445 not that i know of. why? #
• 21:38 What's twitter? LOL @OfficeDivvy @SChambers @SNICKER386 @BeachBumJenni @nancynally @KariWrites #Twitter #Poll #
• 21:42 @Michelle33445 are you sending me a shoe site? or clicking on a link from my site? #
• 21:47 RT @GoldenLionCafe: Blog Post: Zeus News 6/25 bit.ly/vJlP0 #
• 21:52 is livin' of the wall #
• 22:01 @legalblonde31 right on stick to your guns! i thought he was good, but wouldn't try to change your mind :-D #
• 22:11 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 22:20 I'm at Finnegan's Beachside Pub - bkite.com/08UFX #
• 01:56 I'm at Tiki Central - bkite.com/08V1F #

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Decisions!

I have one weighing on me. Send wisdom vibes my way!

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Schedule Change: Day Shift Today!

A last minute change, I will be opening the bar today (Thursday). So stop on over for lunch and a beer. On the negative side, I won't be working tonight. Won't be making my midnight stop through at Finn's either. Sorry ladies. HAHAHAHA