A quick transcription of Red Flags by Allen Ross. I forgot how much I liked his songs. For better or worse, it's Allen's fault that I became a parrothead.
This is the title song of Allen's most recent CD, available for preview and purchase at www.allenrossmusic.net.
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Red Flags by Allen Ross
A friend of mine asked my advice on this girl he thinks is hot.
She's got him acting crazy, wants to tie the knot.
He says she got a great big pair of..pink fuzzy dice
On her saturn's rearview mirror and her rear view sure looks nice.
I said hold on Amigo..some things you just don't do.
Chorus:
Don't drink to much Red Stripe,
Don't overamp on Red Bull
Don't piss of a Redhead, unless you want a mouthful.
Don't be drinking Red Wine when the menu calls for fish.
Always look for Red Flags..before you're deep in shit.
I had a girl named Violet, she made me sing the blues.
Spening so much green, 'till my gold card was refused.
Her true colors shown when she went down...town to tell my wife.
Now my white lies turned to black eyes, i see red all the time.
Quite frankly Scarlet...my advise to you
Chorus:
Don't drink to much Red Stripe,
Don't overamp on Red Bull
Don't piss of a Redhead, unless you want a mouthful.
Don't be drinking Red Wine when the menu calls for fish.
Always look for Red Flags..before you're deep in shit.
Here's a little riddle...In the middle...Of the song
What could taste as sweet as a red delicious?
Then with just one bite can turn so vicious?
What can set you free? Make you slave forever?
Mark ruby red on your cheek? Oh how clever....
A woman's lips can solve the riddle.
Enjoy that kiss boys, but just remember...
Chorus:
Don't drink to much Red Stripe (Unless your in Jamaica)
Don't try to cross the Red Sea (Unless Moses makes ya)
Don't be driving through Red Lights, overamped on Red Bull.
And don't piss of a Redhead, unless you want a mouthful.
Don't be drinking Red Wine anytime at Red Lobster
Always look for Red Flags..before you're deep in shit.
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