Since I get the pleasure of watching pick ups in progress....I enjoy these samples of pick up lines
--Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag
-- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
-- Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
-- You look so hot that you must be real reason for global warming.
-- You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
-- Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
-- My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
-- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
-- You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
-- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock
And of course, my favorite current pickup lines (these are actual lines i have heard)
Girl: "I am so drunk"
Guy:"Is my surfboard safe there?" (From a guy that i have never seen with a surfboard)
Girl:"I go to the 500 tomorrow, then I go home to Ohio."
Just some samples from this weekend. LOL
No comments:
Post a Comment