Monday, February 18, 2008

Pick Up Lines

Since I get the pleasure of watching pick ups in progress....I enjoy these samples of pick up lines

--Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
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You look so hot that you must be real reason for global warming.
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You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
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My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock

And of course, my favorite current pickup lines (these are actual lines i have heard)

Girl: "I am so drunk"

Guy:"Is my surfboard safe there?" (From a guy that i have never seen with a surfboard)

Girl:"I go to the 500 tomorrow, then I go home to Ohio."

Just some samples from this weekend. LOL

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