Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving!

This amuses me every year, so time to share it:

Things That Sound Dirty On Thanksgiving!!!!!

  1. "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
  2. "How many are coming?"
  3. "Just lay back and take it easy--I'll do the rest."
  4. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
  5. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
  6. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
  7. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
  8. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
  9. "Are you going to come again next time?"
  10. "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
  11. "Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"
  12. "Don't play with your meat!"
  13. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
  14. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
  15. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
  16. "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
  17. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat."
  18. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
  19. "It's cool whip time!"
  20. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"