Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Why I Wear A Kilt

Spotted on a t-shirt:

Why I wear a kilt

  1. History has shown that men in kilts routinely beat the crap out of men in trousers.
  2. The breeze on a hot day.
  3. Equality should extend to comfort.
  4. I get to call Goths and Punks "conformists".
  5. Girls I've never met start conversations about my underwear.
  6. Even straight guys check me out.
  7. Full range of motion when I walk.
  8. The zipper scene in "Something About Mary".
  9. It's easier to use the bathroom when I have been drinking.
  10. Uninhibited access.

Of course my favorite response when asked why I am wearing a kilt is "Some guys just need more room".