Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Douchebaggery 101

In a series of douchebag lessons I give you the following tip:

How to ruin someone's day in a Target parking lot.

Step one: put your cart in a parking spot instead of walking your lazy ass to the many cart returns.

That's it. The rest just takes care of itself.

Today I pulled into Target parking lot to see a cart right in between two spots. I thought to myself "I will park here then drag the cart to the proper spot." Before I could pull into the spot a big wind came up and the cart rolled first into my car, then caromed into the car next to me. Now my car is beyond damage, but the cart left a big streak along the shiny mini-SUV. I took some pics first of the cart, then of the two cart returns within 75 feet of the incident. Hey douchebag, hope you're happy!
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