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- everyone is a resource, steal knowledge whenever possible.
- manipulation is not only an art form but an essential and invaluable life skill. practice helps you understand the human perspective.
- experience as much as possible. you never know if you’ll like a finger in your ass until you try.
- never finish your food. cleaning your plate is how your parents programmed you into over-eating, you tubby bastards.
- question everything. never stop asking why. always question motives, cause we all have em.
- let your guard down when you say ‘i love you’, its only fair.
- pay attention. easy concept but then why do you get taken advantage of all the goddamn time? cause you werent paying attention.
- hang out with people who you feel are morally superior than you. the better the people you hang with, the better you’ll become.
- trust your friends opinions, collectively they know you better than you know yourself.
- its not a matter or perspective: the glass IS half empty, but live like its half full.