HERE'S A COPY OF SOME GROUND RULES FOR YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY.
New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Drinking GameTV on CBS? OK… GO!
1. Every time they
mention Hurricane Katrina, drink 1.
2. If they show
pictures of the City of New Orleans
right after Katrina, drink 1.
3. Every time they say
how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1.
4. Every time the
words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" are used, drink 1.
5. Every time they talk about
how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3.
If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5.
7. Every time they
show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.
Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman."
Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1.
If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer.
11. Every time they say that
"it's destiny for the Saints to win" drink 1.
12. If they show
footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor.
If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1.
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the
City of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1.
15. Every time they
say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1.
Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2.
17. If they mention the
Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in thefirst game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are
still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare
hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bull___t!"
19. Every time they
mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 20. Every time they
show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they
show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they
mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a
Saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they
show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they
show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and
then punch someone in the face.
Other Rules not involving the Saints:
Every time they show
Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1.
Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1.
If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL IN SICK MONDAY!!!!!!WHO DAT!!!!!! (ooops, just had a sip)